My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist
"I want to stain your lips with my name
So even if years later we aren’t kissing each other,
Girls will still taste the love we had"